I’m a pain in the ass- I like to fully understand things like shipping rates for moving, potential school districts and what utility bills average in the winter. I may repeatedly have a list of questions over several days. Yes, I demand attention when I have a question.
I’m a bitch- If you don’t get back to me when I ask a question, I won’t be interested in your house, your company or your dog. And if you email me a week later saying, “What’s happening? Get back”, I will undoubtedly send you a scathing email and say something snide and snarky to my husband, preferably while he’s eating or drinking something so he either chokes or sprays his drink across the room in laughter, which inevitably increases our keyboard and laptop computer bill. It’s even more fun when he’s on a conference call with a client!
I’m intolerant- of stupid people. ‘Nough said. And if you can’t figure that one out, then you must fit in that catagory.
I swear- A LOT. In case you haven’t already noticed, I can make a trucker blush and embarrass a sailor.
I’m blunt- I tend to say what I mean and mean what I say. I use tact, but sometimes I just don’t give a rat’s patooty if I hurt your wee little feelings.
I’m impatient- I want answers and I wanted them like yesterday. We have somewhere to be? Well, let’s get going! NOW!
I’m not a nice person- See all of the above statements. I guess I’ll have to work on this one if I’m going to live in the South…
Oh boy! I’m going to have to work on this stuff if I’m going to live in the South! And wear makeup more regularly. You know, besides to church on Sunday! Well, at least I already say “y’all” and have for years…
Georgia, look out because here I come!
Fuck! How is an Alaskan supposed to fit in down south? I’m just all back ass-wards for there.