Ok, here are some of my latest finds:
Nice Ridding Horse (Atlanta)- Ridding horse? What’s a ridding horse? I still want to know! Do they do more than just rid husband’s of money?
New Wid Eater (Griffin)- What’s a wid? Do I need to worry about wids? What eats a wid? What do wids do? Will they bite me? Will they make me itch? Will they drive me batty? If I have them, am I in trouble? I’d really like to know in case this is something I need to worry about in the Atlanta area. I’m pretty well versed on critters in general, but I’ve never heard of a wid!
Australian Shepherd Puppies (Atlanta)- “They are ready now. I have 3 red tri males and one red merle male with blue eyes. They are great family dogs and the mother is a mini so she is only 40 lbs.” …. …. Okaaaay! First of all, that’s a really fat mini-Aussie or you don’t know what the heck you’re talking about. My STANDARD Aussie is 43lbs. My previous STANDARD Aussie was 35lbs. Minis should weigh about 18-25 lbs. Clearly you are an idiot and shouldn’t have dogs! More, you shouldn’t be breeding dogs, ESPECIALLY since you don’t know what you’re talking about!
Pure Bread Rabbits – What are “bread rabbits”? Are they bread made in a special mold? Are they rabbits dipped in breading, ready to cook? Are they rabbits that live on bread alone? WTF? I can’t figure out what they are! What would you do with a bread rabbit? Eat it? Coat it in an egg wash and set it on the shelf like statuary? Let your kids take it to bed and snuggle with it, hoping it doesn’t leave crumbs?
Home Interiors Pisture 16″x18″ like new condition (McDonough)- What the heck is a “pisture”? Is that what little boys make when they “draw” in the snow? If so, I don’t think I want that hanging on MY wall! Ewww! Please keep your pistures to yourself then! Don’t be drawing them on my walls!
Please People! Use your spell check before posting anything on Craigslist! Y’all just look like a bunch of idiots!