You know, this sun setting before 7pm thing has gotten old. I’m tired of looking up from whatever I’m doing to find that it’s dark outside. And once again, I need to go feed with the headlamp on so I can see.
Casey and Molly often “discuss” this phenomenon.
Molly: Oh Holy Crap! There’s a One Eyed Cyclops coming to EAT US! *snort, snort, blow*
Casey: Shut up, you dumb Beeyotch! It’s just MOM. *kick*
Molly (scooting out of Casey’s reach): NO! REALLY! IT’S GOING TO EAT US! *thunder of hooves, snort, snort*
Casey: Look, DUMB-DUMB, it’s MOM. She brings FOOD. SEE? Now get the F* away from MY food! *kick*
Molly: Um, food? Oooh-Kayyy! *approaches snorting and giving me the eye*
Casey: Are you a Quarter Horse? Or are you one of those silly, air-headed Arabs? Really! Just shut up and eat your food!
Molly: Um, yes, FOOD! *snort* But, I’m STILL not sure the Cyclops isn’t just trying to fatten us up to eat! *blow*
Casey: *sigh, chomp, chomp*
Molly: Hey! IT REALLY IS FOOD! FOOOOOOOODDDD! (Cyclops promptly forgotten)